BLAKE GARDINER
International Man of Mystery:
Bon Vivant; Gourmand; Connoisseur; Speculative Mason;
Practitioner of Full-Contact Origami; Soothsayer and Augury; Necromancer; Breeder of Prize-Winning Capons; Oxen Driver;
Bible & Vacuum Sales; Phrenologist; Tamer of large women and wild cats; Cordwainer to His Lairdship,  Sir Stephen McKim, the 5th Earl of Lafeyette; and Former Roadie for the Grateful Dead

Foul Maidens Slain & Fair Dragons Rescued